First, a poem.
The Donkey
A girl liked to explore the woods
And everyday she wore a red hood
She swore to never speak falsehoods
And hoped she could do good.
And there was a donkey who trudged in the forest
He lived in a cave, with no one to bother
he was a donkey on a mission, to be the boldest
Smart as he was, he could outdo any other
So bold was he that he proclaimed,
I will build a house, to withstand any rain!
And so he found wood, concrete, and nails
And he heeed and hawwwed until he prevailed
And one day, he finally shouted,
Appreciate greatness! Look at what I created!
Later that day, she skipped through the forest
And came upon this house, of wood, concrete, and nails
She gasped because it was the oddest
Of any and all homes, it was the ugliest
The donkey saw her from the southwest
And as bold as he was, he had to ask,
I built this home, aren’t I the best?
She wrinkled her brow, and looked in his eye
She could only hope to give false admiration
But true to her nature, she could speak no lies.
So she asked, why build this abomination?
She wanted to finish her sentence,
But the donkey huffed in arrogance,
I’MMA LET YOU FINISH
BUT I’M THE GREATEST DONKEY OF ALL TIME
At first she cried, and he didn’t care
Until she found a friend, a big green Ogre named Bear
Bear crept up and gave a dark stare
To the donkey who could never be scared
Bear charged, don’t be mean, you stupid donkey!
But the donkey taunted from his house, and giggled, “hee hee”
And Bear dismissed him, saying, “that shit crayyy”
And happily donkey lived, til the end of his days
And as for the girl, she seemed okay,
Until she met the big bad wolf, one warm summer day.
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It’s about Kanye and Taylor Swift…and the rest I’ll let you figure out.
-Dennis